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Earlier this spring, during one of our Northern Baja expeditions, we climbed aboard a local panga to explore some of the more remote corners of the Sea of Cortez. At the helm was my good friend Mike. God gave Mike the complexion of an Idaho potato and the vocabulary of an old Baja fisherman. The combination is confusing enough that when locals hear him talking from a distance, they expect one person and get an entirely different one. It never gets old. On the ride out he started working on me. "You ought to jump in and spearfish with me." He knew exactly what buttons to push. Spearfishing has become my latest obsession, second only to surfing. But I gave him the responsible guide answer. "Not today, Mike. Unless the guests are dying to spend the next hour watching me float face-down on the surface, I think I'll stay in the boat." The truth? They probably wouldn't have cared one bit. Mike kept trying to convince me, but I was feeling lazy and continued using the guests as my excuse. (Don't tell Mike.) Finally, he gave up, pulled on his wetsuit, and slipped over the side alone. Solo freediving is generally frowned upon, so I kept my eyes locked on him as his long fins disappeared into the clear blue water. I glanced at my watch and started counting not expecting to see him again for at least a minute. Ya he has gills. Ten seconds. Twenty. Thirty. Just over thirty-five seconds later he surfaced. I was about to tell him he was losing his edge when his spear broke the surface…..without the shaft. He'd already fired it! A few moments later the water erupted. Mike wrestled a huge White Sea Bass to the surface before heaving it over the side of the boat. "How did that happened?" I asked. "I dropped to the bottom and the visibility was terrible," he laughed. "Saw a big dark shadow, thought it was a yellowtail, and shot." I'd only wanted enough fish for dinner. Mike brought back enough White Sea Bass to cater a wedding. I would have been more specific. What's that old saying? If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!
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